Analogous to scraping the jam off your toast and eating them separately
ChanglingBlake
Your wife is a heathen.
homless_brad
Yeah I think you fucked up
WhatLikeAPuma751
pepperoni__________
That looks like a divorce.
Unicron245
GUILTY!!! BURN AT THE STAKE!!
sweetrottenapple
Why is she eating pizza then? 😭😭
SimmmySAFC
If not jail definitely the divorce courts.
SpencerIsANerd
I think it’s time for a new wife
udyrtime
WillowFlip
Looks like conjugal visits for you, my friend.
Wait_WHAT_didU_say
Present this compelling evidence during the alimony hearing. The judge will automatically side with your alimony request after the divorce is finalized.. 😁
Swordofsatan666
Does she eat them separate? Or does she only eat the toppings? Or does she only eat the bread?
We need to know more, this image tells us almost nothing
ShopUCW
It’s gonna be really hard on your marriage when you need to visit her in prison. Just prepare yourself mentally and it will all be okay. You’ll get through this. ❤️
At some point, the toppings just get in the way. When all you want to do is get to the bread that has soaked up the sauce and the cheese grease.
And then maybe, just maybe, when the cheese has cooled a little bit, you cut up and eat the toppings.
_YenSid
When is the divorce finalized?
tomveiltomveil
I usually associate this style of eating with people who are far too young to legally marry
VariableTalisman
Divorce
EpicHosi
So kind of you to marry someone with these needs
OG365247
Ex wife.
Battgyrl
In Italy pizza is generally eaten with a knife and fork
SubjectShoulder4935
Divorce while you’re still young and viable.
Oxidosis
Prosecution question: Did you know this when you married her?
BionicBadger90
I’m not angry… just disappointed 😞
Rob_LeMatic
BigTunatoots
This is just asinine. Does she take her sandwich apart and eat the insides first, and then the bread? Does she pull out the insides of a ravioli or pierogi like a psychopath? Tell her to grow up.
shaft_of_lite
I’m here for you man. I hope she gets the help she needs.
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Analogous to scraping the jam off your toast and eating them separately
Your wife is a heathen.
Yeah I think you fucked up
That looks like a divorce.
GUILTY!!! BURN AT THE STAKE!!
Why is she eating pizza then? 😭😭
If not jail definitely the divorce courts.
I think it’s time for a new wife
Looks like conjugal visits for you, my friend.
Present this compelling evidence during the alimony hearing. The judge will automatically side with your alimony request after the divorce is finalized.. 😁
Does she eat them separate? Or does she only eat the toppings? Or does she only eat the bread?
We need to know more, this image tells us almost nothing
It’s gonna be really hard on your marriage when you need to visit her in prison. Just prepare yourself mentally and it will all be okay. You’ll get through this. ❤️
Super unhealthy…
Is she doing a keto diet, by any chance?
https://i.redd.it/u8cig8sph3bf1.gif
Soon to be ex-wife?
I’m more concerned about the toppings rn🫣
It’s me, I’m your wife.
At some point, the toppings just get in the way. When all you want to do is get to the bread that has soaked up the sauce and the cheese grease.
And then maybe, just maybe, when the cheese has cooled a little bit, you cut up and eat the toppings.
When is the divorce finalized?
I usually associate this style of eating with people who are far too young to legally marry
Divorce
So kind of you to marry someone with these needs
Ex wife.
In Italy pizza is generally eaten with a knife and fork
Divorce while you’re still young and viable.
Prosecution question: Did you know this when you married her?
I’m not angry… just disappointed 😞
This is just asinine. Does she take her sandwich apart and eat the insides first, and then the bread? Does she pull out the insides of a ravioli or pierogi like a psychopath? Tell her to grow up.
I’m here for you man. I hope she gets the help she needs.